Poem of the Day (7/29/21)

From brother Dennis:

WHITE ELEPHANT

When I saw it in the front yard,
I wondered who was responsible.
The neighbor who complains,
When I park in front of his house?
My brother, to whom I’ve owned money,
For many years?
Unknown persons who want to cause trouble,
Just because they can?

Should I give it something to eat?
Should I give it some water?
Before I could decide,
It had eaten half the leaves off
The privet hedge and jacaranda tree,
And trampled the bromeliads
And left a hairy deposit of dung,
In the middle of the sidewalk.

I wondered if it was really white,
Or if someone had painted it.
(people do that, you know)
It seemed neither friendly nor unfriendly,
But I wasn’t ready to get too close.
Discretion, as Falstaff wisely knew,
Is the better part of valor.

I called Animal Control, and described the situation;
The person told me that they deal with animals,
Dogs and cats and such, not personal problems.
I called the city Zoo and the person asked me
If I had been drinking, or taking drugs.
Was that any of their business?
As a last resort, I called the Police,
And the person told me that it didn’t sound
Like a crime had been committed.
They advised me to call Animal Control.

I called Animal Control, and described the situation;
The person told me that they deal with animals,
Dogs and cats and such, not personal problems.
I called the city Zoo and the person asked me
If I had been drinking, or taking drugs.
Was that any of their business?
As a last resort, I called the Police,
And the person told me that it didn’t sound
Like a crime had been committed.
They advised me to call Animal Control.

By that time it had eaten the succulents and cactus.
And was poking around for more–
What would be next?
I got a head of cabbage from the refrigerator,
And tossed it out into the yard–a distraction!
I sneaked around it to open the gate,
Then sneaked back and sat at the window watching,
Waiting for it to leave. Finally it did.
Where did it go? I don’t know.

It’s somebody else’s problem now.

Dennis Hathaway


UPDATE 7/30/21: I got in touch with Dennis and demanded photographic evidence.  He sent this along:

 

Poem of the Day (by Dennis)

MISSING PERSON

I went looking for myself
In all the usual places,
The bedroom, the kitchen,
The garage, the front porch,
That corner of the living room,
With the ragged chair and tarnished lamp,
Where I read a book or just sit,
And think about things that
May or may not matter.
Who can tell?

I called my name but got no answer,
I looked for clues–a dropped sock,
A toothpaste tube uncapped,
A coffee spill on the counter,
A magazine open to an article
About blind people who believe
They can see. You might say they’re crazy
But it makes perfect sense to me.
What is any belief, but atoms
Racing willy-nilly through the
Snarls of the mind?

I dialed a number for the police department.
But there was an invisible crowd in front of me,
Willing to wait hours to complain
Of noisy neighbors, of stolen bicycles,
Of dogs and cats acting suspiciously.
I decided to hang up and call 911.
Wasn’t my missing state an emergency?
I imagined the conversation.
Was this missing person kidnapped?
Do you have reason to believe this person is
In imminent danger? The tone unkind,
Even hostile, making me feel bad
For the rest of the day, perhaps longer.

I decided to go in person.
There was a counter and a woman
In uniform who looked bored or indifferent
Or both. I told her I wanted to report a missing person,
And she gave me that look that police give you,
Making you want to blurt out a confession,
Whether you’ve done anything or not.
She took her time finding a form
And a pen. She arranged them in front of her.
Your name? she asked.

Why did she need to know that?
But I was trained to obey authority,
And I told her, along with my address and telephone number,
Facts that could used against me,
Although I didn’t know exactly how.

The name of the missing person? she asked.
I told her, and she started to write then stopped.
That’s the same name, she said.
I agreed. She said, you and this missing person
Have the same name?
Yes, I said, I’m the missing person.
I could tell from her expression
That she was trying very hard
To mentally process the situation
That had developed, no doubt unexpectedly,
Relieving her boredom, transcending the typical
Idiocy and depravity.

I waited for her to tell me to go away,
Or threaten to arrest me on some charge,
Related to wasting a law enforcement officer’s time.
But she didn’t. She studied her form, then asked,
How long have you been missing?

         — Dennis Hathaway 6/17/2021

Poem of the Day – Epilogue

Below, the content of an email message from Brother Dennis who, as you may recall, launched his Poem of the Day project one year ago.

The daily poem project began on this day–November 15–of 2018.  It sputtered to an end on April Fool’s day of the this year, but in observance of that beginning date, I’ve written the following.  Like all the other daily poems, written on the day it was to be sent, and unrevised.

A year that begins on this date

Is a peculiar sort of year.

No parties the night before,

No honking of horns and screech

Of noisemakers when the clock’s

Hands arrive at their destination.

 

The glide of the boat to the dock,

The bounce of the airplane’s wheels

On the tarmac, evidence of fate

Tempted but its catalog of horrors

Deftly sidestepped, its malevolence

Denied. Or so we believe.

 

But belief can take many forms,

Notions flitting like bats

In the dark caves of the mind,

Scrolls reeking of ancient dust,

Tomes written in dead languages

Parsed by scholars wearing beards

So long they reach into places

That crawl with worms and

Vermin of uncertain provenance.

In what tome or scroll is it written,

That the year must begin on one day

And not another? Or that the year must begin,

And end, or even exist at all?

 

I ask the question,

Expecting an answer,

But all I hear is the scrape

Of my feet on the ground.

But I’m standing still.

It must be the earth

Moving beneath my shoes.

A raspy, irritating sound that

Will go on and on and on

Until I am insane

And no longer care.

Poem of the Day – April 1

I would like to take this opportunity to thank everyone who has been reading the daily poems, with a special thanks to those who have offered their comments. You are a small but selective readership, and highly appreciated. However, I have been contacted by a member of the Trump administration and asked to write and deliver a poem at the 2021 inauguration. As you can imagine, this is a great honor and I will be spending all my time and creative energy in the next 21 months composing this poem, and won’t be able to continue writing daily poems. Some of you may ask if I have a problem participating in that inaugural, given comments I’ve made about the president in the past, but I know you can all understand that there are times when expediency must trump principles. Thank you again.

 

 

 

 © Dennis Hathaway

 

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Poem of the Day – March 31

How do you tell someone you love them?

How do you express that ardor

Without taking the easy way out

And using those letters–L O V E.

It’s not a matter of finding a synonym

In a thesaurus, it’s a matter of finding

The color, the sound, the tactile quality,

The aroma, the sense of being lost

In a place where you and that person

Are the only residents, a place where

Silence is music and movement gives

Forth an unbearable heat. It will melt

You into a state where you can be

Poured into each other, hot potions

That will cure indifference and banish malaise,

And make the world, for just one moment,

The dazzling gift you have always believed

That you deserve.

 

 © Dennis Hathaway

 

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Poem of the Day – March 30

Who are you? Why don’t you speak?

Didn’t you heard the whistle of bombs,

The staccato of bullets,

The cry of a mother whose child

Lies buried in smoking rubble.

 

Are you blind? Can’t you see the

Red stains in the dust of the road,

The ribbon of earth that must be owned,

Controlled, subjected, pacified.

Can’t you feel it shudder?

 

You say we are the lucky ones.

Where others die without warning,

We expire peacefully, the breath

Leaving us in frugal gasps,

When we are old and wise.

 

Where are you going? Do you know?

The road is smooth and wide,

The sky above is deep and placid,

But who are those people trudging

Along like domestic animals

Herded to an unremitting fate?

 

Are you one of them? Do you taste

The hollowness in the air,

The flutter of the leaves that

Drop, one by one, to the astringent,

Ravaged ground.

 

 © Dennis Hathaway

 

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Poem of the Day – March 29

I opened my presidential campaign

With a speech that I wrote with a quill pen

And ink I made from frozen blueberries

And vinegar and another ingredient I’m

Keeping secret for reasons that I’m not

Prepared to disclose. I chose this method

To evoke the Founding Fathers, those

Great men of the past who approved of slavery

And didn’t think women ought to vote and used

The words Thus and Heretofore and Whereas

And a few too many times.

 

I rehearsed the speech for my wife,

Who fell asleep after the first paragraph,

Which, admittedly, went on for half a page.

My audience was then the dog, who doesn’t

Bother to vote and would rather gnaw

On a stale bone than keep up with current events.

I aimed for an exalted tone, beginning with,

“Nothing I say here will be long remembered,”

And moving through some platitudes about

God and Homeland that I consider hogwash

Although I’m bright enough not to say that

Directly, but to imply it through subtle employment

Of metaphor.

 

The state of the union, I said, is so bad

That nothing can redeem it. In other words,

Nothing I can do as president will make

A fig’s worth of difference although I promise

To appoint a Supreme Court justice, if I have

The opportunity, who at some point in his or her

Life has watched Beavis and Butthead and laughed

Out loud. Or in the alternative, who has worn a

Shirt wrong side out for an entire day without noticing

That fact. Anyone who has gone to Yale will

Be automatically disqualified for the court

Or my cabinet or any other government position

Which I am entitled to fill. I have no personal

Animus toward that institution, but enough is enough.

 

I was ready to conclude on a soaring note,

Talking about the need to investigate everything

That hasn’t already been investigated, which,

I admit, may not amount to that much, but

At that point the dog sat up and began to bark.

Shut up, I said, and being a good dog she complied,

Which gave me an idea, an addendum to my speech,

A promise that when any cabinet member or

Senator or aide or constituent says anything about anything,

I’ll just tell them to shut up.

 

 © Dennis Hathaway

 

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Poem of the Day – March 28

The parrots come screeching over the back yard,

A pair of them, mates perhaps, or siblings.

I looked in Wikipedia, they are monogomous,

But like us? Highly imperfect, veering after

Another of their kind, caught in the fantasy

Of a thrill that might soar but sooner or later

Will land with a thud. They live in the

Giant fan palm down the block; the man

In the nearest house brought out his gun

And tried to shoot them; he was driven mad

By their loud shrill colloqies but his

Neighbors failed to understand, they warned him,

The police would be called if he tried again.

The man moved and the parrots stayed,

Their green feathers glossy in the sunlight,

Their cries of ecstasy or anguish or maybe

Just rote noises like the dog’s bark that

Erupts for no reason in the middle of the night.

Or no apparent reason, I should say,

Because how can we know what enters

The canine brain, the skull of the parrot

With its prehistoric beak, useful for cracking

Nuts and seeds, I learned, a fact of no

Importance, no utility in a world we believe

To be of our own making when it fact it

Belongs to the parrots that screech from

The regal heights of their lofty tree.

 

 © Dennis Hathaway

 

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Poem of the Day – March 27

I asked the dog why she barked at the moon,

And she said, because it’s the moon.

You’re begging the question, I said.

Didn’t your mother teach you anything,

When you were in the kennel?

She gave me that look I take to mean

Give me a break, will you.

Why is the moon round, she asked,

And I wondered if it was a trick question.

I said, I don’t really know, come to think of it.

Don’t know? she said. Are you kidding me?

The moon is round because it’s the moon!

She had been standing but now she sat,

Proud of herself, I suppose. Deserving a treat.

That’s another logical fallacy, I said.

Circular reasoning. Surely you learned that somewhere.

At least I had an answer, she said, sounding miffed.

You didn’t know anything.

You didn’t even try to figure it out.

Okay, I said, it’s out there spinning in space

And over millions of years all the corners

And high spots get worn off and it eventually

Becomes a sphere. How’s that?

Idiotic, she said. The moon doesn’t rotate.

That’s why the dark side is always dark.

I’m very surprised you didn’t know that.

I was certain she was wrong but I didn’t know why

So I decided to change the subject.

Why do you chase cats, I asked?

Because they’re cats, she said, and she shook her head

And went off to her favorite corner to lie down.
 

 © Dennis Hathaway

 

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Poem of the Day – March 26

The eucalyptus leaves twitter against

The dull, flat sky. Is the sun’s absence

Punishable? The brain awakens more slowly

Than the muscles, the bones, the tissues

All twitching with energy pent up

In the inert but harrowing night, while the brain

Lumpen and inactive in the skull,

Sends rote signals here and there,

Without reflection. Random movements

Like the cat’s prowling through the labyrinths

Of back yards. Memory, knowledge, beauty,

Truth trapped on neural roads closed for repair.

It’s like the gray nest of wasps secluded in the eaves,

Light, sound, color, movement pokes it, keeps

Poking it until tractable thought comes pouring forth,

Buzzing, swarming, an angry chaos that erupts

Into the murmur of imagination, into speech, into

The reckoning that carries the bones and tissues

And organs into the tunnels and passages

Of another gray and bewildering day.

 

 © Dennis Hathaway

 

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